IS COVID-19 A NEW HOLIDAY?

IS COVID19 A NEW HOLIDAY?

I DON'T KNOW WHICH YOM TOV IT IS:  

WE'RE WALKING AROUND IN SLIPPERS LIKE IT'S TISHA B”AV; 

WE'RE WEARING MASKS LIKE IT'S PURIM;

WE'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO EAT OUTSIDE LIKE IT'S SUKKOT; 

WE'RE EATING FRUITS LIKE IT'S TU B"SHVAT;

EVERYONE IS WALKING AROUND WITH CLEANING WIPES LIKE IT'S PESACH; 

AND WE'RE EATING MEALS WITH OUR FAMILIES AND SLEEPING

UNTIL NOON LIKE IT'S SHABBOS. 

SO WHAT HOLIDAY IS THIS AND WHEN DOES IT END--

CAUSE I'M READY TO MAKE HAVDALAH NOW

 Hang in there!

With thanks to Steve Slotsky!