This is about what happens when I must buy staples in bulk online as I can no longer shop normally in stores.
It also references my Prolia-broken back, about which more at: www.JoansBackboneDisaster.com
(Tune: The Street Where You Live from My Fair Lady)
The House Where I Live
I have often lived under stress before,
But my house has never seemed like such a mess before!
Now the clutter’s nigh seven stories high!
What goes on in the house were I live?
Since the COVID struck, and my backbones broke,
And I have no car, my purchasing is now no joke!
Though it makes me sulk, I must buy in bulk,
I can’t walk from the house where I live!
And it’s oh, the sorrowful feeling,
Just to see this mess everywhere!
The overpowering feeling,
That I am drowning and no one will know or care!
I am thankful that it is not too hard,
All I need is my computer and a credit card!
So my daily feat, if I want to eat,
Seems to clutter the house where I live!
Parody Lyrics (c) 2020, Joan Levin
